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I know, its been a while. I got a “real” lawyer at a criminal defense fund. They actually REQUIRE me to work 12 hours a day. I usually start at the jail, I have to be there by 7:30 a.m. At any rate…

We have a new investigation on Saturday. I’m fairly stoked about that, it’s been a long time. It’s a residence on my side of town and it could be really interesting. There are Buddhists involved. I will keep you posted. I am DESPERATE to get back to a specific haunted location.

OUIJA: The Movie. This advice works for pretty much anyone whose outlook on life changes with the influence of movies or books or pop culture. If you know seeing a scary movie will make you begin to think your previously homely cottage will turn into a Satanic cauldron of paranormal activity, let me help you out. Aside from not watching scary movies, you should make notes BEFORE you go see it. Did the lamp always flicker? Do the floors creek constantly? Does your house settle with the changing of the temperatures?

In this particular case I will also remind you to not play with a Ouija board.

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